25年生きてきて未だ分からないまま。
I have lived 25 years and still do not know.


まずは外に出よう！
Let’s go outside first!


>>仕事行く時出るで。
>> I get out when I go to work.


好きな人に告白すればええやん。
You can confess your feeling to your favorite person.


>>好きな人おらんわ。
>> I do not have any favorite woman.


女と飲みに行く機会は？
Is there an opportunity to go to a drink with a woman?


>>全く無いで。
>> Not at all.


友達がゲームで女の子と知り合って付き合ったらしい。やっぱゲームは仲良くなれるっぽいわ。
It seems that my friend got to know a girl in the game and got along with her. I guess you can be friends with other person in the game after all.


>>ワイもゲームすこやけどなぁ。
>> I also like the games though.


婚活パーティーとか行ってみたらどう？本当に女性と知り合えるのか知らんけど。
Why do not you go to a marriage party and so on? I do not know if you really can get acquainted with women.


悲しいなぁ。まぁ才能ってあるもんな。彼女ができる才能、若しくは彼女ができない才能。
It is sad. Well, there is a talent. Talent you can make a girlfriend or a talent you can not make a girlfriend.


君らはなんで当たり前のようにポンポン彼女作って、取っかえ引っ変えできるんや。
Why are you able to make a girlfriend so naturally and frequently, and change it to other?


スポーツ・勉強・仕事・趣味・顔・金。何か一つでも秀でたものがあれば…。
Sports, study, work, hobby, face, and money. If there is something excellent at least one ….


>>ワイ料理には自信がある。
>> I am confident in cooking.


街コン行け。ちゃんと働いてるんだろ、自信持て。就職の面接で相手を説得することにくらべたら、女性とデートの約束をするくらい簡単なことだ。
Go to the town matching party. You are working properly, have confidence. It is simple to promise a date with a woman if you compare it with a job interview and persuading.


風俗で女耐性つけるべき。1年通い続けて鍛えよう。
You should put on tolerance in pink salon. Let’s continue for a year to train.


あれ？今日ワイ、スレ立てたっけ。
Huh? Did I make a thread today?