ワイ「ほ〜んまぁ精々頑張れや飼い猫に狩りとか無理やろけど」
ネッコ「…」
鳩を取って来おったわ。
Me “It is impossible to hunt for a domestic cat, but do your best”
Cat “…”
He caught a pigeon.


草 ワラタ
lol I laughed.


鳩が可哀想やから埋めてやったわ。
I buried the pigeon since it is poor.


わかる。 あいつら突然雀とか狩って見せに来るからビビる。 姪っ子ギャン泣きしとったわ。
I know it. It scares me since they suddenly hunt a sparrow and so on, then come to show it off. My niece was crying hard.


ネッコ「狩りもできんクソ雑魚やな、ご飯分けたるで」
これが真実。
Cat “So miserable that you can not hunt. I give and share food with you”
This is the truth.


誰から毎日餌恵んで貰っとると思っとんねん。
Who do they think they are given the food from?


飼い主が狩をしないから面倒見てくれるらしい。 目の前で捨てると傷付くからやったらあかんで。
It seems they take care of us because the owner do not hunt. If you throw it away in front of them, it hurts them, so do not do it.


ネッコ飼いたいけど隙あらばゲロ吐くんやろ？
I want to keep a cat, but they throw up if there is a chance?


>>部屋来てゲロだけ吐いて出て行く
>> They come in the room, just vomit, and get out.


わいが寝てるときにデコしばいてくるのやめろ。
Stop hitting my forehead when I am sleeping.


一人暮らしの男は猫飼うなって言われてるけどなんで？ 猫飼いたいんやけど
It is said that a man living alone should not have a cat, but why? I want to keep a cat.


ネッコ「お風呂嫌ンゴォーーー！！！！！」
飼い主「ちゅーる」
ネッコ「お風呂入れてクレメンス」
Cat “ Hate the bath!!!!! “
Owner “Chuuru”
Cat “Let me get into the bath”


うちの猫虫でさえビビッて触れんぞ。
My cat can not touch even a worm because he fears so much.


腹に着地するのはやめてほしいンゴね。
I want them to stop land on my stomach.


ネッコが腹乗ってくるのは甘えとると思ったら単に餌ねだっとるだけと気付いた時は寂しかったわ。
I thought they are depending on me when getting on my stomach, but I felt lonely when I realized that cat is just requesting a food.


お隣さんのネッコは元は野良やったけど飼ったらヘビ取ってくるんで外禁になったわ。
The cat owned by my neighbor was a wild cat, but after owned, it is prohibited to go outside since he gets a snake.


かわE

Cute.