テレワークについて何でもどーぞ
Anything about telework please.

名前がいやだ リモートワークがいい
I don’t like the name, I like remote work.

通勤のストレスと時間が軽減されるのが凄い。 クソみたいな上司が怒鳴り散らかさないので平和。 電話は取次しないで済むから集中できる。
It is amazing that the stress and time of commuting are reduced. Peace because the boss like shit doesn’t yell at me. I don’t have to make a phone call reception so I can concentrate.

会社辞める奴のたびに一人500円だして花束やら贈呈してたな。もうそんな風習がなくなる。テレワーク中に新しい人来て、知らない間に知らない人がやめていく。おまえだれ？って感じ
Every time someone quit the company, people paid 500 yen per person and presented a bouquet and so on. That custom will be gone. New people come during telework, and someone I don’t know leave without knowing it. I feel like who are you.

テレワーク飯

telework food.

月に一回程度オフィスに行くような形になるのなら田舎に引越しを検討する。
If it become I go to the office once a month, I consider moving to the countryside.

通勤電車に乗るって、あえて感染しに行くようなイメージになってしまった。私の中で電車は殺人乗り物。せっかくのテレワークや時差通勤だったので、そのまま続けても良かった。もう会社なんか行きたくない。
Getting on the commuter train made me feel like I was going to get infected. The train is a murder vehicle in me. It was good to continue as it was because it was a long-awaited telework and staggered commuting. I don’t want to go to the office anymore.

コロナ諸所関係なくテレワーク持続は効率的だと個人的に思う。最近は家でも運動できる機会も増えてるらしいし、実際仕事関係なら勤務移動時間減る上にすぐ連絡着くだろうし。まぁ、現場じゃないとどうしても出来ないことがあるのは分かるけどね…
I personally think that teleworking is efficient regardless of the corona. Recently, it seems that there are more opportunities to exercise at home, and if it is actually related to work, the work travel time will be reduced and you will be contacted soon. Well, I understand that there are things that can only be done on-site.

社内ネットワークがパンクして繋がらないけど仕事しろってなってるけど、どうすりゃいいのよ
The company network is broken and I can’t connect, but I’m supposed to work, what should I do?

テレワーク最高 もう満員電車乗れない 身支度と通勤に往復で合計３時間 戻りたくない
Telework is the best. I can’t get on a crowded train anymore. I don’t want to go back for a total of 3 hours to preparing and commute.

俺はむしろテレワーク辞めたい 出社したいのに、会社がテレワーク推進の方向性で絶望してる みんなかテレワークテレワーク言ってるけど、多分この先ずっとテレワーク続けてたら確実にその企業の業績は落ちると思う
I’d rather quit telework. Though I would like to go to office, I am desperate because the company is in the direction of telework promotion. Though Everyone says telework telework, I think that the company’s performance will definitely decline if you continue telework for a long time.

日本生産性本部の調査でも、6割の人がテレワークの継続を希望してて、6割の人がテレワークで生産性が落ちたと感じている
これって恐ろしいよね 生産性は落ちてるのに、テレワークというぬるま湯に浸かっちゃうと、もう抜け出せなくなるんだから
According to a survey conducted by the Japan Productivity Center, 60% of people want to continue teleworking, and 60% feel that teleworking has reduced their productivity.
This is scary, isn’t it? Even though productivity has dropped, if you soak in the lukewarm water called telework, you will not be able to get out anymore.

4月から一度も出社してない。 ずーーとリモートワーク楽勝。
I didn’t go to office even once since April. All the time remote work, easy.

テレワークで自宅の電気代が増えた、どないしてくれるんや？
Telework has increased my electricity bill at home, what will you do about that for?