中学くらいの時、夏の部活終わりの夕方に、自分だけにしか聞こえない鈴みたいな音が聞こえる時期があった。
When I was in junior high school, in the evening of the end of the after school club in summer, there was a time when only I can hear a sound like a bell.


>>ホラーやん。呼ばれてるとかよくあるやん。
>> Horror. It is likely that you are called.


ワイの中学の後輩がオリンピック選手になった。ワイのいたころはただのヤンキー校だったのに。
Junior of my junior high school became an Olympic athletes. When I was there, it was just a Yankee school.


>>凄いなぁ。
>> It is amazing.


目の前の街灯に雷落ちたで。
Thunder fell on the street light in front of me.


>>無事やったんか？
>> Were you safe?


>>元気やで。ガキん時やからめちゃ光ったのと、ジッジがダッシュで助けに来た事くらいしか覚えてないわ。
>> I was fine. Since it was when I was a kid, I only remember it flashed fiercely and my grandfather came with a dash to help me.


つい数時間前にめっちゃ背が高い女見たw。塀の上でなんか動いとる思ったらそいつの帽子やったわw。多分2m近くあったと思う。
I saw a very tall girl few hours ago. I thought that something was moving on the wall, then it was her hat. I think it was probably around 2 meters.


中学校のとき好きな子いたんやが、そいつワイに惚れてたんや。せやから告白されるの待ってたら、ワイの親友と付き合ってて草生えた。
When I was a junior high school student, there was a girl I fell in love. I was waiting for confession from her, then she was getting along a best friend of mine, so laughable.


去年茨城行った時に、チャリ立ち漕ぎで犬二匹から全力逃走する中年リーマン見た。
Last year when I went to Ibaragi, I saw a middle-aged business man who runs full power with standing ride from two dogs.


小学生の時後々一番の進学校に進んだ学年1の美人の子の水泳の着替えの時間にハダカを見た。
When I was an elementary school student, I saw a nude of a most beautiful girl in my grade when changing clothes in a swimming class, who went to the best high school later.


自転車の前輪に靴先が引っかかって空中で一回転半して、頭から落ちて頭割れた。
Tips of my shoes is caught on the front wheel of the bicycle and I turned one and half in the air, dropped off from the head and broke my head.


爺ちゃんの墓参りの後、スポーツカーが事故って私の方に突っ込んできたけど、目の前のガードレールに助けられたことあるわ。
After visiting the grandfather’s grave, thought the sports car came in the direction of me with an accident, but I was helped by a guard rail in front of me.


>>じいちゃんに感謝。
>> Thanks to your grandpa.


中３のとき学年一の美人に告白したら笑いながら「え？え？意味わかんないし」って言われた。
When I confessed to the most beautiful girl of the grade when I was in 9th grade, she told “Well? I do not understand the meaning” while she was smiling.


>>性格悪そうな女だな。
>> It seems like a girl with a bad personality.


この宇宙地球日本に産まれお前らに出会えたこと、これまさに奇跡。
In this space, in the earth, born in Japan and I met you, this is just a miracle.