助けてクレメンス…
Help me please …
もう40年じゃ済まないよ。
It won’t be over for 40 years already.
今の20代は定年引き上げで50年だから。
Because retirement will be set long for 50 years for the twenties now.
よっしゃ！ワイはあと36年やで～w。
Yeah! More 36 years from now for me.
学校やないんやから無理なら辞めてええぞ 。ただ引きこもりだけはやめろ。
You can retire if you can’t do it because it is not a school. Just stop withdrawing.
今からだと懲役50年は堅いで 。60年もあり得るで。
It is for sure that you will be put in prison for 50 years from now on. It could be 60 years.
起業すればええやん 。ワイは6年働いて企業したで。
You can start a business. I worked for six years and started business.
就活できたなら何とかなるだろ 。本当にダメな奴はその前に脱落してる。
It would be something if you could get a job. The really usless one has dropped out before that.
ワイ新入社員代表、不安で咽び泣く。
I am a representative of new employees, weep and cry because I am uneasy.
留年ワイ、高みの見物。
Repetition guy, me, stand in high point of the view.
不安だろうけど気楽にね 。どんなヤバい失敗も案外取り返しはつく 。新人のうちにミスしまくって仕事覚えていけばいいよ。
It must be uneasy, but do it easily. Even a big mistakes will be recovered unexpectedly. While you are rookie, make a mistake a lot and learn your work steadily.
今どきの会社は銀行商社以外は2年目までは優しいよ 。すぐ辞めるせいで若手が不足してるから 。
Nowadays, companies are kind to end of the second year except for bank or trading company. Since there is a shortage of young people because they quit immediately.
入社前後で動揺してるやつなんて遅かれ早かれドロップアウトする。最後まで完走できるやつは社畜生活に微塵もためらいないような奴だけ。
Those who are upset before and after joining the company will drop out sooner or later. The only one who can finish to the end is the one who does not hesitate in the company slave life.
GWが長いのが救いだな 。そのまま会社行きたくなくなるだろうけどｗ。
It is only the consolation that Golden Week is long. I except you would not want to go to the office as it is.
ワイ、フリーランス 。閑散期だ 。仕事クレメンス 。週3日しか仕事ない…。
Me, freelance. It is a low season. Give me a work. I only work 3 days a week ….
30年後には親の介護もセットでついてくるの！！
After 30 years, parents’ care will come in combination! !
学生のときに電車で社畜の姿見てたはずやろうけど、頑張る果てがあれやとか想像せんかったんやろうか 。
I should have seen the appearance of the company animal on the train during I am at student, but I wonder why I could not imagine that is the result of my effert.
