【悲報】20代の34%、童貞だった



もちろんここにいる皆は経験してるよな?
20 Of course, everyone here is experienced?


逆に言えば64%は経験してるやん。
11 Conversely, 64% are experienced.


彼女いない部とかで馴れ合ってる奴らもいるから、こんな感じになるでしょ。
I guess it is like this because there are people who play together with no girlfriend club.


でも日本人には二次元があるから 。三次元や恋愛なんて時代遅れ。
But Japanese have two dimensions. Three dimensions and love are outdated.


性交渉どころか女と手繋いだことすらないで。
Far away from sexual intercourse, I have not even connected hands with women.


はやくVRで出来るバーチャル性交渉を開発しろ。
Develop virtual sex negotiations that can be done with VR quickly.


ワイ、27歳で童貞もこれには一安心。
Me, 27 years old and virgin is also a relief for this.


工学部の人生 男だらけの理工系の大学、大学院を童貞のまま卒業して、就職先のメーカーでは地方に行かされ、出会いもなく懸命に働く。
The life of engineering department After graduating from universities and graduate schools that are full of men as virgin, been moved to the provinces at working company, work hard without encounter with a woman.


最終的には散々他の男と遊んできた婚活女に簡単に捕まって結婚して、住宅ローンとかその女の為に働いて一生を終えるみたいな人生を送る。
Ultimately, captured and get married easily with a marriage activating woman who has played with other men a lot, living a life like working for house mortgage or the woman and ends his life.


ワイ、思考が乙女やから、好きでもない女との行為にそこまで価値感じないわ
Me, since the way of thinking is like a woman, I don’t feel any precious about a behave with a woman I don’t like.


ヤリ〇ンと童貞の格差がどんどん広がっとるから、そら童貞を除いたら平均経験人数は上がるわな。
Since the disparity between the playboy and the virgin spreads rapidly, the average number of experienced people will rise if excluding the virgin.


街歩いてる女なんて、私は卑猥なの嫌いですみたいな顔してんのに、ワイが童貞拗らせてる間にバコバコしとるんやな。
A woman who is walking in the streets, though the face looks like that I hate vulgar things, they are doing things while I’m stuck in a virgin.


これ、平均大すぎじゃね?
The average is too large, right?


校長みたいなのがおるから平均はそんなもんやろ。

Because there is a person like the principal, average is like that.


まあ1000人からアンケート取っても1人校長レベルが紛れ込んでたら999人童貞でも平均人数は12人になるから。
Well, even if we take a questionnaire from 1000 people, if one person of the principal level is mixed, the average will be 12 people even 999 are virgins.


>>統計学の限界を示した男。
>> A man who showed the limits of statistics.


>>レジェンド、やっぱり校長ナンバーワン。
>> The legend, the principal is number one after all.


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