【意外な結末】これから見ず知らずの女の子とお食事してくるワイにアドバイスするスレ



頼むで。
20 I’m counting on you.


どこで約束取り付けたんや?
11 Where did you make a promise?


昨日市内歩いていたら見知らぬ人に声かけられて電話番号交換して今日食事になった。十中八九、詐欺か罰ゲームの釣り。
When I was walking in the city yesterday, I was talked by a stranger and we exchanged phone numbers and supposed to have a meal today. Eight or nine out of ten, fraud or fishing of punishment game.


それ宗教かマルチの勧誘やで。ワイも同じ経験ある。
It is an invitation of religion or multi. I also have the same experience.


ホテル行こ言われて着いたら怖い兄さんくるやつやん。
When you got to the hotel after you are invited, there will be a scary brother.


普通そうやよなぁ。まぁ話のネタになるかな思ってご飯だけならええかなって。
It is usually like that. I wonder if it’s going to be a topic to talk about, so I compromised only for the meal.


本命→待ち合わせ場所にこない(罰ゲーム)
対抗→詐欺(絵や壺を買わせる)
対抗2→宗教勧誘
対抗3→マルチ商法勧誘
穴→怖いお兄さん登場
Favorite → Do not come to the meeting place (punishment game)
Rival → fraud (letting you buy pictures or pots)
Rival 2 → Religion invitation
Rival 3 → Multi commercial invitation
Dark horse → scary brother appeares


暇やから簡単にスペック書くと、 女の子: たぶん女子高生 美人系のショートボブ ワイ: 24歳地方国立大院生 金はない
If I write specs easily because I got free time, The girl: High school girl maybe. Beautiful type with short bob hair. Me: 24-year-old, graduate student of a regional national university. I have no money.


クソ寒いんやけど喫茶店出たくないンゴねぇ。そろそろ待ち合わせ場所におったほうがええやろか。
It’s fucking cold, I do not want to go out from a coffee shop. Would it be better to be at a meeting place soon?

~寿司屋にて~
~In a sushi restaurant~

「私のこと覚えてないんですか?」とか言われても分からん。なんやこれ。
It does not make sense even if it is told that “Do not you remember me?” What is this?


緊張しとるんか全然話してくれへんのやけど。
I guess she must be nervous, so she does not talk at all.


「去年の春に助けてもらってからずっと好きでした。付き合ってください」って言われたんやがなんやこれ。信じられへん。
I was told as “I always liked you since I got helped last spring, so would you please go steady with me”, what is this. I can not believe it.


春ごろに宗教勧誘されてるときにワイが助けて、その時に一目惚れして、帰宅通路変えて会えへんもんかと探しとったらしい
When I helped her while she was being recruited for religious, I helped it around spring, then she fell in love at a glance, she seems like searched for me by changing her way back home.


女の人って男が思ってる以上に、生涯のパートナー探しにはシビアなんだよな。主ってめちゃめちゃ内面イケメンやん。
A woman is more severe to find a partner for a lifetime than a man thinks. Master is very smart inside.


というかワイ自身信じられへん。家族以外の女と会話するのなんか久しぶり過ぎてすごく動揺しとる。
Or rather, I, myself can not believe it. It’s been a while to talk with a woman other than my family, so I get upset.


来週の金曜日にまた会う約束して送ってきたンゴ。
I promised to meet again next Friday and I took her on her way home.


とにかく付き合ってくれてサンガツ。ほな。
Thanks for staying with me anyway, thank you, see ya then.

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