課長へ 昨日契約書がなくて大騒ぎしてたけどたぶんワイがシュレッダーにかけてしまいました、ごめんなさい。
To the section manager – You wre making a big noise yesterday because there was not an agreement, but I probably put it into the shredder, I’m sorry.
無断欠勤してすいません。明日は必ず必ず出社しますので、宜しくお願いします。
Sorry for being absent without notice. I certainly will go to company tomorrow, thank you for your expected cooperation.
バス運転手さんへ おしっこ我慢できなくて後ろのほうの座席の床でこっそりおしっこしました。すみません。
To the bus driver – I could not put up with the pee and I peered quietly on the floor of the back seat. I’m sorry.
両親と人事部長へ 卒論が書けないので留年するかもしれません。
To my parents and the director of the Human Resources – I may repeat a year because I can not write a graduation thesis.
両親へ 彼女いるって噓ついてお見合い断ってすまん。
To my parents – I am sorry to refuse the matchmaking meeting by lying that I have a girlfriend.
バイト先の先輩へ いつもバイトに行く前にあなたを想像して卑猥なことを…すみません。
To my senior colleague of the part time job – I always imagine you before going to the part time job and doing something obnoxious … sorry.
両親へ 先立ってごめんなさい
To my parents – I am sorry to have dead before you.
>>はよ成仏してクレメンス
>> Please rest in peace at once.
旦那へ 次男はあなたの子ではありません。ごめんなさい
To my husband – The second son is not your child. I’m sorry.
>>修羅場すぎて草
>> Too much pandemonium. lol
わりー冷蔵庫のプリンくったの俺だわ。
Sorry, it is me who ate the pudding of the refrigerator.
同じアパートの知らん人ごめんなさい 違う人をターゲットに嫌がらせするつもりが、無関係な人の玄関前に生ゴミぶちまけました。
Sorry to the unrelated person in the same apartment – I intended to harass the different people of the target, but I scattered garbage in front of the entrance of the unrelated person.
隣の席のＳちゃんへ 。さりげなく匂いかいだり変な妄想してごめんなさい。これからもお世話になります。
To S – chan of the next seat – I am sorry that I smell it casually or imagine perverted things. I am indebted for your help from now on too.
家のトイレ壊したのに次に入ったお父さんのせいにしてごめんなさい。
I am sorry for blaming my father who get into the toilet next to me even it is me who broke the toilet of my home.
こんな可愛いげのない性格で生まれてきてごめん。もっと愛想も性格も良くてクズじゃない子供や孫が良かったやんな
I am sorry for being born with such a no cute character. It must have been better for having a child or a grandchild even more friendly and personal in character.
>>やめろ、その言葉は俺に効く
>> Stop it, that word works for me.
みんななかなかのエピソード持ってて草
Everyone has quite an awesome episode. Lol
