独身税だよな？ こいつから金搾り取って未来ある子供のために使うべき。
It is single tax, is not it? We should squeeze money out of singles and use it for a future of the child.


＞＞籍だけいれて財産共有もしない結婚流行りそう。
>> It seems that the marriage only registering and not sharing property will be popular.


独身税は他の国で導入して失敗したから。金がないから結婚できないのに独身税のせいで余計結婚できなくなったらしい。
Single tax was introduced in other countries and failed. It seems that single persons can not marry because of lacking money, and became more difficult to marry for the single tax.


つまり独身税は30代からでええやろそうすれば30になる前に結婚するはずや。
In other words, single tax is from thirties, so that they should get married before becoming 30.


デブ税とか言う満員電車の不快感も解決できる神制度。
God system such as fat-tax that can solve the uncomfortableness of crowded trains.


＞＞デブ税はガチいいよな。デブは害でしかない。
>> Fat-tax is nice seriously. Fat person is nothing but a harm.


老人税やろ。こんだけ老人が多いんやで？
It is elderly-tax. There are many elderly people, right?


老人税より老人限定かつ一定額以上持ってる人限定で資産税 。これでうまく行く。
Property tax only for elderly people who have more than a certain amount of money, rather than elderly-tax. This will work well.


フサ税。髪がふさふさなのだから、せめて財布の中は軽くしてもらわないと不公平。
Hair bushy tax. Since hair is bushy, it is unfair unless the wallet becomes short of money.


＞＞ハゲ乙。
>> Nice work, bald man.


内部保留税。
Internal holding tax.


>>わからないでもない。貯金税も追加で。お金を貯蓄する国民性が結局この国をだめにしてると思わ。
>> It is not incomprehensible. Saving tax should be added also. I think that the nationality of saving money eventually destroys this country.


累進課税を強くしてくれたらなんでもいいわ 。
You can do anything if you make progressive tax stronger.


イケメン税。世の中は公平でなくてはならない。
Good look Tax. The world have to be fair.


イケメン税はどういう基準できめるの？デブ税は男は体脂肪率20%以上でええやろけど
What is the standard for the good look tax? Fat-tax for men seems working well at body fat percentage is 20% or more.


美男美女税は払う方も悪い気せんやろから意外と悪くないやろ。
Beautiful person tax is not so bad unexpectedly, since paying persons do not feel so bad.