釣られたクマーでもおもしろいしたのしみんごね。
It is also interesting even I will be fished, so it is exciting.


こんな子と出会えたらええな 。

It is good if you meet such a girl.


待つのはいいけど寒いンゴねえ。
It is fine to wait, but it’s cold.


メールきたわ 。御手洗よらせてw 。これでアイコン通りじゃない化け物きたら配信つけてぶち切れるわ。

I got an email. Let me go to the restroom. If a monster different from the icon image came, I will get angry firecely with a distribution.


結構可愛い。
Pretty cute.


わいは出会い系で結婚まで行ったで 。まあそこまで相当出会いまくって地雷踏みまくったが。
I have gone to get married in a matching system. Well, I met a lot until that and encountered a lot of land mines though.


更新

Update.


きたわ。まだかわいいほうちゃうかな。
Here she comes. She is categorized as cute in moderate.


きたあああああああああああああああ 。まるで関ヶ原の戦いのような高揚感。
Here she comes. It feels like an emotional exciting like the battle of Sekigahara.


ほれ

Here it is.


うおおおおおおおおおおお
Wowwwwwwwww.


正面から見たらブスすぎてダッシュで逃げたったw

She is too unattractive when I saw her from the front, I ran away with dash.


詰めるぞーってどういう意味？
What does it mean to cut off?


文字打ってるのはヤクザかチンピラでしょ 。で、イッチのことを監視してたと。詰めるってのは小指を切り落とすやくざ用語でしょ。
Someone who is typing is a yakuza or a bad boy. And that, he was watching Icchi. Cut off means to cut off the pinkie, a yakuza term.


遅刻してきて何も言わない。会ってからどうするか決める、の約束を破る。逃げるとき「写真晒しまーす」と脅しをかけるも顔を撮られていない。
She say nothing even she was late. Break the promise of decide what to do after we met. When escaping, I was threatened to “expose photo”, but I have not be taken in a picture.


「早く帰れよ詰めるぞ」とメッセージ来る。一人でそれができないことから(体格的に)裏に怖い人がいる可能性大 。
A message has come saying “Come back soon, if not I will cut off”. The possibility that there is a scare person behind (physically) is large, because she can not do it alone.


>>乙。これは久々に有能なイッチ。やっぱ出会い系サイトで普通の子に出会える確率はかなり低いんだな。
>> Good job. This is a long-awaited master. After all, the probability of meeting an ordinary girl at a matching site is quite low.